歌词开始Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Ahem excuse me Can I have the attention of the class For one second Eminem] Hi kids Do you like violence (Yeah yeah yeah ) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids (Uh-huh ) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah yeah ) Try \'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is (Huh ) My brain\'s dead weight I\'m tryin to get my head straight But I can\'t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm ) And Dr Dre said \"Slim Shady you a basehead \" Uh-uhhh \"So why\'s your face red Man you wasted \" Well since age twelve I\'ve felt like I\'m someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee\'s tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a** Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast C\'mere slut (Shady wait a minute that\'s my girl dog ) I don\'t give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off Chorus Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Eminem] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot next semester I\'ll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians In a spaceship while they screamin at me: \"LET\'S JUST BE FRIENDS \" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do (Damn ) I told her I\'d grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you ) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh ) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph ) So I signed it: \'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE \' Chorus Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Eminem] Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away (Get him ) Dr Dre don\'t just stand there OPERATE I\'m not ready to leave it\'s too scary to die (F**k that ) I\'ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup ) Am I comin or goin I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain\'t had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops ) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk I\'ll f**k anything that walks (C\'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM (WAH ) YOU AIN\'T GOT NO TITS (WAHHH ) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG ) I\'m steamin mad (Arrrggghhh ) And by the way when you see my dad (Yeah ) Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady歌词结束(DJ嗨嗨网)